Welcome to Fenway Park; Children allowed

As difficult as it was as a Sox fan watching Scott Kazmir sodomize the Red Sox last night, I pity the Mets the most. A few facts:
I went to 11 Sox games this year. They won 8.
Curt Schilling has lost just once at Fenway this season, Pedro Martinez twice. I saw all three games live.
Scott Kazmir was born in 1984.