Tino, it's time to die

Jeers to T*no Mart*nez and the Y*****s and their soul-crushing ten game winning streak after such a lovely start to this baseball season.

Cheers to the first 35 chapters of Lawrence of Arabia, which I've watched over the last two nights.

Jeers to my back and right knee, and the way they feel after my basketball team dropped to 1-7 last night.

Cheers to the sounds of Matt Spence and Jimmy Smith, and the baby deer crossing the road in front of me, all of which made for an enjoyable trip into work today.

Jeers to five-day workweeks.

Cheers to lists.